Every Football Rule Explained In 7 Minutes

Still crying at CUCURELLA unintentional hand ball? 🤣

Thank you SO SO much bro, I never understood things like offside and it was a really confusing topic but after you explained it with pictures it was really clear.

Thank you 🥹

You need to slow down your words lmao 😂

how abt offsides?

Def uses AI

Someone explain offside

Remove your yapping from the video just keep your god damn loud ass music going on!!!

These are great videos, but it would be better if the dialogue was a bit slower. Not all of us are native English speakers.

This video was pretty helpful, but I could do without the music.

Thank you so much for this video! I am going to see my first live football match today and as a complete football dummy, this was by far the clearest explanation I have seen on youtube and also without the doubt the video with the most beautiful and helpful visuals.

I’ve played a lot of American sports and a little bit of soccer. Well my son said he wants to play soccer soon so I’m learning everything I can to help him grow into the sport he wants to play, thanks.

I Didn't get it bro 😔

I started watching soccer because of Ted Lasso, so thank you for helping me understand this game

I have my PE ughhhh

this happened like 2 days ago, i was playing soccer with my friend and i had the the ball and he was trying to get it from me but when he was trying to get it he kicked me and i was like," didnt hurt much, it was just an accident" and then he accidently kicked me two more times before stopping. and have been wondering if that would have been a foul.

5:06 Josh Sargent?

watching this to understand blue lock

I'm american but I wanna learn soccer this kinda scared me at first lol

Almost all my friends are football fans, so I thought I should also know some of it, even tho I haven't played it ever....thnx for the simple explanation!!

Wait… did he explain the difference between direct and indirect kicks?

What if the gk drop kicks the ball on ur arm and then the ball falls

What about shirt removal

2:08 maradona 😂😂

Why am I watching this so passionately, just now? It's not even related to any of my homeworks! 🥺😅

what background music he used?

So I hope some one can explain this for me so if you are given extra time after having 5minutes from the ref then why does it end like how do games end in ties if they are given extra time????

who uses "yard" box

Alright, gamers, gather 'round! We need to talk.

Soccer? More like SUCKER!

Seriously, what's the deal with this so-called sport?

Ninety minutes of running around just to end 0-0?

That's a whole hour and a half of my life wasted!

I could be building a mansion in Bloxburg!

Or maybe fighting dragons in a simulator!

But no, I'm forced to watch people kick a ball!

And fall down at the slightest touch!

It's like watching a bunch of drama queens!

"Oh no, I grazed my knee! I need a medic!"

Get up! You're fine!

Seriously, the flopping is an embarrassment.

Do they think we're actually fooled?

It's so pathetic!

And don't even get me started on the offsides rule!

It's more complicated than advanced calculus!

Nobody understands it!

Except maybe the referees, and even they get it wrong half the time.

It's pure chaos!

And the commentators?

"Oh, what a beautiful touch!"

The guy just kicked the ball!

Calm down, mate!

And the constant screaming from the fans!

It's deafening!

I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard!

Or a Roblox noob singing off-key!

At least that would be unintentionally funny.

This is just painful.

And the celebrations?

They act like they just cured cancer!

It's just a goal! Relax!

It's not like they just won the lottery!

I'm so over it.

Seriously, who enjoys watching this?

Do you guys have fun?

Tell me, I want to know.

Is it the comradery?

The "thrill" of anticipation?

I don't get it.

Maybe I'm just not sophisticated enough!

Or maybe it's just boring.

And long!

So, so long.

The halftime shows are lackluster too!

I could hire better entertainment.

My Build a Boat for Treasure contraptions are more exciting.

I rest my case.

And the uniforms!

They're so plain!

Where's the pizzazz?

Where's the creativity?

Give me some sparkle!

Some flair!

Anything to make it interesting!

But no!

Just generic jerseys and shorts.

Yawn.

This sport needs an overhaul.

New rules!

New uniforms!

New everything!

Or just get rid of it altogether!

I'm only half kidding!

The world would be a better place without soccer!

Or at least, my Roblox playtime would increase.

And that's what really matters, right?

I mean, come on!

Let's be real here.

Roblox is far superior in every way.

More action!

More adventure!

More creativity!

And less flopping!

So, please, for the love of all that is blocky!

Stop watching soccer!

And join me in the Metaverse!

It's much more fun, I promise!

Let's build something amazing together!

Or at least play some Obby Tower!

Anything is better than soccer!

Seriously!

Anything!

Except maybe broccoli.

But that's a rant for another time.

So, there you have it!

My official statement on soccer!

It's mid.

It's boring.

And it needs to go!

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a game to play.

A REAL game!

One with explosions and parkour!

And zero soccer balls!

Okay, I'm done!

Goodbye soccer!

Hello, Roblox!

I hope I have opened some eyes!

Have a great day, y'all!

Now go play something fun.

Or even educational.

Just not soccer.

Please!

My sanity depends on it.

Thank you again!

I appreciate your time!

And your lack of soccer obsession!

I feel better now!

Maybe I should make a game!

A game with no soccer at all!

And you know what? I think I will!

Coolboy9982 Out

I liked to watch your videos but bcz of those ai images you use I am stopping to watch your videos😢

Weird thing is notice is, THE OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF BLACK PLAYERS TODAY

Depsite

TOP BLACK GOAL KEEPERS barely existing except dida and david james in the early 2000s

thanjs

2:58 offside rule (missed time stamp)

Decided I needed a way to unwind so started watching soccer MLS.
Chose Inter Miami cuz they were pink before I knew anything.
That’s my introduction to Messi. Now know his whole career, and scream at the TV.

PS
I hope Luis has found how to not bite anymore

AWESOME Video!!!!

0:43 but my name is pepe

Ah the substitution point caught me off guard..
Waste a little time when holding a lead....😂

Foootball is a learning on its own one day want to build a football university

1:34 Zinedine Zidan's header to a human instead of a ball 💀💀💀💀💀

I learn alot from that video thank you❤

I swear I played yesterday and lowkey one kid on my team got a bloody nose, one got pushed, one got hit (he thinks on purpose) in the shins (like he got pulled down and got kicked to stay down), and one girl got pulled back AND MY GOALY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD (I'm not rly sure what happened but he didn't play for the rest of the game)

my favourite rap song lol

Explanation: This is ouccoring for gravity pretty smart though

1:56 except maradona